Show this to your children if you want to teach them the most important thing in life: that sex and politics go hand in hand.

Everything you always wanted to know about Democrat campaign videos but were afraid to ask:

• 99% of all Democrats think with their genitalia
• 98% of bar room skanks who'll bang a stranger vote for Democrat candidates
• 97% of them think that crude oil is an off-brand personal lubricant
• 96% of them think that offshore drilling means sex on a cruise ship
• 99% of all Democrats believe that by sleeping with strangers they advance progress and give back to the community.
• If your daughter has Clinton values she will probably vote Democrat
• The Democrats want to get the Republicans blue balled while the Republicans want to get America's enemies blue balled
• Republicans spread freedom and democracy
• Democrats spread sexually transmitted diseases
• Think with your other head.
• Vote Republican